TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN

* 10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22, no questions asked.

* 9 You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you're
on the road.

* 8 If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

* 7 Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a
back up.

* 6 Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

* 5 A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

* 4 Handguns function normally every day of the month.

* 3 A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

* 2 A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman:

* 1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun.