1. * I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
2. * Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!
3. * Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
4. * You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.
5. * I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
6. * You’re so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan…
7. * Was your father an alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
8. * Did you fart? Because you blew me away...
9. * Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
10. * Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
11. * Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
12. * Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
13. * What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
14. * Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
15. * If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
16. * Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
17. * You look so sweet you’re givin’ me a toothache.
18. * Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see...
19. * Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
20. * Baicarumba...are those real?
21. * Damn girl, you have more curves than a racetrack.
22. * I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
23. * Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
24. * Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
25. * Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
26. * Do you want to see something swell?
27. * Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
28. * If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
29. * Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
30. * Your Daddy must have been a baker, cause you got the nicest set of buns I've ever seen.
31. * You look like my third wife! (How many have you had?) Two.
32. * Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
33. * I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
34. * Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?
35. * Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.
36. * Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess) ...Janice????
37. * The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
38. * Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
39. * Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it’s bad, it still pretty darn good...
40. * Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
41. * You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
42. * Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
43. * That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
44. * You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
45. * I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
46. * You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
47. * Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
48. * Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
49. * I'm like chocolate pudding; I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.
50. * If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
51. * Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
52. * Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
53. * Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
54. * Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tacs?
55. * Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
56. * You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
57. * Do I know you from somewhere? Because I don't recognize you with your clothes on
58. * I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.
59. * I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
